So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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knock knock get lost!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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I Have a Black Friend

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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