Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Civil Rights.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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