its my money!, but i dont need it right away

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man made a sandwich.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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