Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Anti Joke

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