- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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