- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Your biggest fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What's 9+10? 19

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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