what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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one day i went to bed

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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