Penis

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Lil' Wayne

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

a fish swimming in the water swims

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Women's sports.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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