A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Shit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Anti Joke

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