- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

whats your name? bumder:)

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

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