- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

mark is mark

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Black People.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

John Stamos.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

whats polish and black a polish black person

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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