What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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oooh look a banshee

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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