Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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twilight

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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pickle sniffer

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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