- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

A baby seal walks into a club.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Why did the man die? He got shot!

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

skurfboards we love fat kids

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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