- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

girls basketball

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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