- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Male penises.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

An English man walks into a pub.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Women have the right to vote.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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