A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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