- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Women's rights.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Oh, I must be hearing things.

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