- Anti Joke

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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