who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

whats a willy? -brock

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Women's rights.

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