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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Hi my name is Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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