- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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