- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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