A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Melbourne Football Club.

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Well educated black man.

Do you believe this will change?

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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