What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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poo

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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tea with milk?

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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