A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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knock knock who's there aids

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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