What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

I had my period 3 days ago.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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