- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What's the difference between a duck?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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