- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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