- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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