- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

If you are my friend like it!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

Maturity is a virtue.

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??