- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

my friend is gay hes gay

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