A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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for keeps?

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Wade

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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