what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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