When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Women.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...