- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Yo mamas so fat

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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