A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

I am a n1gger.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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