- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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