why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

I had my period 3 days ago.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

knock knock who's there aids

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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