- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Keep up the fun Nero!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

q

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??