whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Women Driving.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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i like turtals and kids

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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