- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Knock, knock. answers door

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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