Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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