How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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