- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi? No!!!!!

Jerry.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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