A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Your mums a penis joke.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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