Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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