- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Your time.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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