- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Jersey Shore

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Woman's rights

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Obama

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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