- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What's the difference between a duck?

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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