What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Vagina ass.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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knock knock come in

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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